Marriage lies

By Terence Obi
2 months ago
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There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. 

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights. 

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" 

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids." 





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Omoku Sunday
2 months ago
Marriage lies...The wife should also explain the kids...what a life.
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Njoku Victor
2 months ago
Not funny
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Praise Fidelis
2 months ago
Nice one
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Nice one
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Nsofor Chizoba
2 months ago
Funny
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What a funny world
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Jimoh Mubarak
2 months ago
Nice update
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Lies doesn't pay no matter the situation
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Ayuba Usman
2 months ago
Thanks for that
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John Chika Ugbor
2 months ago
Marriage lies indeed.
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very funny, lol
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Opeifa Temitayo
2 months ago
Oops...that's something
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Ani Chinasa
2 months ago
what a world
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Dawah Harry
2 months ago
All this happens a lot in every marriage
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Dawah Harry
2 months ago
May God help us improve in our marriages
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Funny one
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That is serious
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She is the real cheat.
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