Marriage lies

By Terence Obi
5 days ago
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Jokes

There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. 

So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights. 

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. "You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" 

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, "I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids." 




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5 days ago
Marriage lies...The wife should also explain the kids...what a life.
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4 days ago
Not funny
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4 days ago
Nice one
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Nice one
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4 days ago
Funny
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What a funny world
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4 days ago
Nice update
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4 days ago
Lies doesn't pay no matter the situation
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4 days ago
Thanks for that
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4 days ago
Marriage lies indeed.
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very funny, lol
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4 days ago
Oops...that's something
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4 days ago
what a world
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4 days ago
All this happens a lot in every marriage
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4 days ago
May God help us improve in our marriages

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