Types of salary and job vacancy

By Goodluck Christopher   6 days ago   64
Jokes

Types of Salaries

These are the names of different salaries

1. Onion Salary You grab it, you open it, and you cry.

2. Storm Salary You don’t know when it’s coming or going.

3. Menstrual Salary It comes once a month and lasts only four days.

4. Magic Salary You touch it and it disappears.

5. Amnesia Salary You can’t remember what you spent it on.

6. Time Traveling Salary You spend it paying various debts even before you collect it.

Which one have you ever experienced?

Job Vacancy

Are you a talented Weeper?

Do you know how to cry?

This is an opportunity for you to cry your way into good money. We are looking for people who can cry in other people's burial ceremonies.

For normal crying N5,000

For crying and singing N7,500

For crying and scattering things N10,000

For crying and rolling on the floor N12,500

For crying and swearing N15,000

For crying and threatening to jump into the grave N15,000

For crying and jumping into the grave N20,000

For crying jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin N25,000

For crying and entering into the coffin N30,000

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Ukpabi Sophia
6 days ago

This is serious,is it a definition or meaning of salary?


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Ephraim Idogho
6 days ago

What kind of job is this


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Meaning of salaries,,,


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Usoro Inemesit
5 days ago

Everybody loves money


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Nice write up we got here


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Kanma Linus
5 days ago

Wonderful!! tpyes of salaries??


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Umukoro Ufuoma
5 days ago

Joke? I don't understand it


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This is interesting .......what a crying job


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That so funny


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And last last NASCAR


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Wow interesting


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Yusuph Teslim
3 days ago

It will really make sence oo


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This one weak me types of salary


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10/10/10/10/10/10


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