Common Things Kids Say About Their Parents
1. Daddy lied in the church that he had an accident when it was Mummy that hit his head.
2. Daddy said Mummy is too wide and he's not a good swimmer. Is mummy a swimming pool?.
3. I think Mummy is still a virgin.
4. I saw an original balloon in Daddy's room but Daddy has spat in it.
5. Mummy was mad at Daddy yesterday because he touched Aunty Angela's bum bum.
6. I know why my Daddy is always reading newspapers. So that Mummy won't ask him for feeding money.
7. Daddy has shaved his beard because Mummy said he looked like an he goat.
8. The landlord will never give us quick notice because my mother is his friend.
9. I know when my daddy collects his salary because my mummy will call him sweetheart.
10. Why is Daddy always fighting with Mummy in bed but yet Mummy will say, Oh, it's sweet
11. Sometimes, Daddy's thing will go up, sometimes it will go down.
12. Mummy said Daddy is a womaniser. Is it because he works in the ministry of women affairs?
13. Mummy told Aunty Rukky that Daddy gave her gonorrhea, is it truth?. Is Daddy a gonorrhea distributor?
Some parents will kill their child if they find out what they say about them outside.
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