Advantages of fuel scarcity in Nigeria

By Goodluck Christopher   6 days ago   52
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Advantages of Fuel Scarcity in Nigeria

1. Most compounds are noiseless because 'I pass my neighbour generators are on sabbatical leave.

2. Wives are happy because husbands who like hanging out are now staying at home with the family because drinks outside are not cold and no fuel to drive out.

3. All the housewives are cooking good food because no more Crunches and Mr Biggs.

4. Kids are reading their books since watching TV needs fuel.

5. No more congestion in network since many peoples phones are off.

6. Browsing and downloading is faster than before cause not much people are online.

7. Everybody sleeps very early now, no more late night movies. Light no dey na.

8. There are MORE PRAYERS and less distractions.

9. Parents are over-joyed because their children that were always online now concentrate on their studies.

10. Even God Himself is very happy when he see people that haven't gone to church for months and years now going to church and staying for both first and second services just to charge their phones.

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Apakhi Elijah
6 days ago

First to comment


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Ephraim Idogho
5 days ago

Fuel scarcity and all 


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Usoro Inemesit
5 days ago

Nigeria is not a come chop place oo


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Yusuph Teslim
5 days ago

Nigeria is not a nation now


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Adeyemo Ismail
4 days ago

Full security


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Nigeria people dey stingy


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Nigeria 🇳🇬 God go help


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Lol what a funny post


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Hahaahahaah this is serious


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Ukpabi Sophia
3 days ago

There will be no means of transportation.


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What do you expect in an Underdevelop country


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It will make u to know other fuel stations also


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